I’m done, tumblr.
I don’t need you anymore.

gcoky:

gcoky:

what do you call hitler eating tater tots on a boat

a dick-tater-ship

extrambotica:

~

- - - - Gary Oldman as Norman Stansfield in Leon the Professional (1994)

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

“Sometimes I think I was born backwards.”

cumberbitch-freebitch:

anironjawedangel:

sannanomad:

do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own 

imthedoctortobiasfunke:

queenaisling:

a-weeping-fangirl:

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

Except for Ellen’s book right

I think you’re all forgetting The best

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

fishingboatproceeds:

The New Revised Standard Texting Version

The fact that John Green reblogged this makes it a million times better.